I’m on a blind date, turns out, it’s my stepbrother. Big ass surprise, huh? Fan of irony, much?

I’m on a blind date, turns out, it’s my stepbrother. Big ass surprise, huh? Fan of irony, much? [23:39]

Hey there, big ass fan here! I just gotta tell ya about this wild blind date I went on recently. You won’t believe who it turned out to be!

My Blind Date Turned Out to Be My Stepbrother!

So, I’m sitting at this fancy restaurant, waiting for my blind date to show up. I’m nervous, but excited at the same time. I mean, who knows, right? This could be the start of something amazing.

And then, in walks this gorgeous guy with the most perfect big ass I’ve ever seen. I’m talking about a bubble butt that could make a grown man cry. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it!

But then, something strange happened. I realized that I knew this guy. We had met before, many times actually. He was my stepbrother! I couldn’t believe it. Here I was, checking out his amazing big ass and he was my family!

At first, I was mortified. I mean, what kind of sicko goes on a blind date with their stepbrother, right? But then, I started to feel something else. Something I couldn’t quite put my finger on.

As we sat there, talking and laughing, I couldn’t help but notice how sexy he was. His eyes, his smile, his voice. And then, of course, there was that amazing big ass of his. I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

Before I knew it, we were back at his place, tearing each other’s clothes off. It was wild, it was passionate, and it was everything I had ever dreamed of.

And let me tell you, that big ass of his was even better up close. I couldn’t get enough of it. I grabbed it, I squeezed it, I spanked it. And he loved every second of it.

In the end, we both knew that what we had was wrong. But it felt so right. We promised to never tell anyone, to never do it again. But I knew that I would never forget that night, and that amazing big ass of his.

So, there you have it. My blind date turned out to be my stepbrother, and I couldn’t have been happier about it. Well, maybe if he had a bigger big ass, but that’s just me being greedy.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little story. Just remember, this post is for adults only. Don’t read it if you’re under 18, or if you’re easily offended. And if you are offended, well, I’m sorry, but I don’t really give a damn.

Until next time, big ass fans!